Find out exactly why your website is falling short

You don’t need to learn web design. You need someone to tell you what’s working, what’s broken, and what you should fix first — in plain English.

Uncover what’s broken
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The website spiral is real. So is the fix.

Your website is out of control, and you know it

You feel it every time someone asks for your link. Every time you look at your homepage and cringe. Every time you mean to fix it but don't know where to start — so you don't.

It’s not you, websites are genuinely hard. Not the drag-and-drop part (when it cooperates). The part where your site actually attracts the right people and convinces them to work with you. That part doesn't come from a template.

That's what the Template Trap Audit is for.

Sound familiar?

This is for you if…

  • You feel overwhelmed and don't know where to start.
  • You're sinking too much time and brain space into DIYing it.
  • You cringe every time you share your link.
  • You're attracting the wrong clients — or no clients — through your site.
  • You know something's off but can't figure out what.
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No vague deliverables. No mystery process.

Uncover what’s broken and how to fix it.

Here's exactly what you get:

  • Trap Map — What's Broken

    A 4-layer audit of your site covering design, content, tech, and strategy. Written in plain English — think "your hero image is taking too long to load," not "Largest Contentful Paint failed" gibberish.

  • Escape Plan — How to Fix It

    Every recommendation from the Trap Map organized into three categories: quick wins you can tackle this week, medium lifts worth prioritizing this month, and bigger projects you may need to hire for.

  • Huddle — Ask Questions + Strategize

    A 30-minute video call after you've reviewed everything. This is your time to ask questions, push back, and pick my brain.

  • The Template Trap Audit — $497

    Here's how it works:

    1. You share your link and fill out a brief questionnaire.
    2. I analyze your site and deliver your report by email.
    3. Then we meet virtually to go over anything that isn't clear.

    That's it.

    Uncover what’s broken
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Not sure yet?

I get it. If you don't walk away with a clearer picture of your website and a prioritized plan for fixing it, reply to your audit email within 7 days and I'll refund you in full. No hoops. No hard feelings.

Of course, you're free to keep guessing.

"The biggest thing that stood out to me was your attention to detail. Nothing slipped. You caught things I didn’t even realize mattered, and you made decisions that clearly came from experience, not guesswork."

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Ready to stop winging your website?

You'll walk away knowing exactly what's broken, what to fix first, and what's actually worth your time. No more guessing. No more putting it off.

Uncover what’s broken